Life in Apokolips isn’t all death and pain; some days are boring and mundane. Some days you just want to sit back by the fireplace and not worry about Superman or the New Jerks in New Genesis. So whats a non-exciting day in the life of the Great Darkseid look like? Let me show you.
There is much more to Darkseid than meets the eye, he is more than a warlord bent on diminishing all life and free-will in the Universe. He is actually a pretty nice guy when he wants to be. For example here he is bringing some breakfast in bed to his dear Grandpa Nicholas, and of course a book to help him pass the time before he is sent to the fire-pits for spilling wine on Darkseid’s white linen couch.
Of course Darkseid has to eat as well! Hmmm what is on the menu today I wonder?
Eat hearty Darkseid you never know when you will need your energy.
Time for an afternoon nap! Beauty sleep is much needed.
Darkseid is never too busy for the little people of Apokolips, why here he is helping little Cindy with her homework. Cindy better study hard and get good grades, because of Granny Goodness fails her… well, then its off to the fire pits!
Oh that Darkseid is such a hoarder! How does he ever expect find anything on his dresser if he insists on keeping it so cluttered! Though I do enjoy his choice of decor.
Of course sharing a house with friends can also be complicated (yes he has roomies). Hoho surely someone will be making a trip to the fire pits.
Well… everyone pees. Just because you don’t see it in the funny pages or movies doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. Not having to pee is not one of his powers. It is one of mine though. :)
Oh Darkseid if only Orion knew how much you miss him. Sure you try to kill each other all the time but thats only because you get so gosh-darned frustrated!
All work and no play make Darkseid a dull boy. Do not worry folks she only LOOKS young, Darkseid isn’t a complete monster. Of course if she ever begins to question if this relationship will lead to anything more… well… then it would be off to the firepits with her. Hoho oh that Darkseid, what a card.
You may be wondering how it is that I know and have seen all this that occurs within the privacy of Darkseid’s walls. Well, lets just say its what I do.
But seriously folks. The girlfriend and I were housesitting for a friend and they happened to have this crazy amazing dollhouse! So of course the only logical course of action is to squeal like an 8yr old girl and bring a figure that would work with the scale and then take pictures of him in the house. Everyone does it! Unfortunately I am still getting the hang of shooting small things which is why I do not have more pictures. Also I applesauce for the blurryness of this shot but you get the idea. So much stuff! Too bad she has to keep it under covers as the cat likes to move in whenever he can. Can you blame him?